59 lines
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59 lines
1.5 KiB
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define D = Character("Dori") #tfw slug gf
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define A = Character("Andrew") #Robofrengot
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define R = Character("Dori's Roommate") #not waifu material
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image black = "#000"
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# The game starts here.
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init python:
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from random import *
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import os
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label splashscreen:
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$ splashtype = randint(1,30)
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if splashtype == 30:
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$ renpy.movie_cutscene("images/went on the internet and found this.webm")
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play sound "audio/bongos.ogg"
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$ renpy.movie_cutscene("images/CaveManonProductions.webm")
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stop sound
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jump start
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elif splashtype == 1:
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if os.path.exists("game/images/commercial.webm"):
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$ renpy.movie_cutscene("commercial.webm")
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$ os.remove("game/images/commercial.webm")
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"no one will believe you"
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$ renpy.quit()
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else:
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play sound "audio/bongos.ogg"
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$ renpy.movie_cutscene("images/CaveManonProductions.webm")
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stop sound
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jump start
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else:
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#literally got a writefren to slap some fucking bongos for this one
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play sound "audio/bongos.ogg"
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$ renpy.movie_cutscene("images/CaveManonProductions.webm")
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stop sound
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jump start
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label start:
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$ score = 0
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#some of us are so proud of this that we want to show it to mom and mom doesnt like swear words :))
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menu:
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"The script contains swearing and other family unfriendly images, would you be okay with seeing that?"
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"no thank you":
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"No Swearing Activated..."
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scene black with fade
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jump MomCanSeeThis
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"yeah":
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"Swearing Activated..."
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scene black with fade
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jump Normal
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