label chapter_x3:
    #PTA Meeting
    stop music fadeout(3)
    scene black with Dissolve(2)
    pause 1

    "{cps=*0.2}--August Tenth--{/cps}"
    pause .5

    play music 'audio/OST/Dragging on and on....ogg' fadein 1.0

    "Inside the sweltering hot auditorium of Volcano High."
    window hide
    window auto
    pause .5

    scene auditorium
    show spears neutral at sleft:
        xalign -0.05
    show jin behind spears at scenter
    show carldelewski behind jin at scenter:
        xalign 0.8
    show farnsworth behind jingo,fangmom at sright:
        xalign 1.0
    show jingo behind jin,fangmom at sright:
        xalign 1.2
    show fangmom neutral flip at fmright:
        xalign 1.35
    with Dissolve(1)
    pause .5

    Sp "Good evening, everyone. I’m glad that you’ve all agreed to show up."

    Sp "With the new year about to begin we’d like to firstly start off by introducing our tenured faculty to any new parents."

    Sp "If you would be so kind."

    window hide
    window auto

    show spears:
        ease_cubic 1 xalign -0.25
    pause 1.5
    show jin:
        ease_cubic 0.8 xalign 0.23
    Tsuki "Ohayo! Mai naimu es Jim Tsuki, ando aye am en chajo ova zhe ingurass depatamento. Carr-dono."
    show jin:
        ease_cubic 0.8 xalign 0.5

    window hide
    window auto

    pause 1.0
    show carldelewski at scenter:
        xalign 0.8
    show jin behind carldelewski
    with dissolve

    show carldelewski:
        ease_cubic 0.8 xalign 0.3
    carl "‘Ey, hows it goin’. I’m Karl Carldewskii. I’m like, head o’ the math guys, yeah? Fossilman, yer up."

    show carldelewski:
        ease_cubic 0.8 xalign 0.8

    show farnsworth:
        easein_cubic 0.4 yalign 0.1
        easeout_cubic 0.4 yalign 0.0
    Drf "Huhwha. Oh! Why are you in my attic?"

    window hide
    window auto

    show farnsworth:
        ease_cubic 2.25 xalign 0.625
        easeout_cubic 1.2 xalign 0.4
        easein_cubic 0.3 xalign 0.35

    pause 2.95
    show spears:
        ease_cubic 0.8 xalign 0.05
    "I sigh and slide the script over to the senile fossil."

    show spears:
        ease_cubic 0.8 xalign -0.2
    pause 1

    Drf "Oh my. Yes, I am Professor Fernsworth, and I act as the head of sciences. Please remind Mr. Jingo to say his part next."

    show farnsworth flip with dissolve

    Drf "Mr. Jingo, I believe it’s your turn."
    window hide
    window auto

    show farnsworth flip behind fangmom:
        ease_cubic 2.0 xalign 1.0
    show jingo flip with dissolve

    pause 0.5
    show farnsworth behind fangmom with dissolve

    show jingo flip:
        easein_cubic 0.5 yalign 0.1
        easeout_cubic 0.5 yalign 0.0
    jingo "Yes I am the music head."

    show fangmom:
        ease_cubic 1.0 xalign 0.3
    pause .5

    FM "And I am the parent ambassador."

    show fangmom:
        ease_cubic 1.5 xalign 1.3
    show fangmom neutral with dissolve
    pause 0.3
    show fangmom neutral flip with dissolve

    Sp "Now, onto the subject of this meeting."

    show spears:
        ease_cubic 0.8 xalign 0.0
    pause 0.5

    "I sigh and shuffle the sheat of papers before me, looking closely at my notes."
    pause 0.5

    Sp "Fundraising to repair the rooftop safety fence."
    pause 0.5

    unknown "How was it broken in the first place!"

    unknown "What if my lil Abby fell down!"
    stop music fadeout 5.0
    show spears neutral flip with dissolve
    Sp "Ma’am your daughter can safely glide-"

    unknown "YOU DON’T KNOW THAT!"
    pause 0.5

    Sp "Ma’am, Abigail is the star track and field glider."

    show spears neutral with dissolve
    FM "Don’t you worry! I can assure you that the faculty would never let our children come to harm."

    FM "Why, just imagine if one of their students were seriously hurt in an accident."

    show fangmom unimpressed flip with dissolve
    play music "audio/OST/Summertime Synth.ogg" fadein 2.0
    FM "Like falling down those stairs and landing on one of the bollards."
    pause 0.5

    "Oh not this again."

    show carldelewski flip with dissolve
    carl "I’ll have you know that that Anon kid is way tougher than he looks!"
    pause 0.5

    unknown "There’s no way that actually happened!"

    unknown "Yeah, skinnies are too squishy to survive something like that!"

    unknown "YOU HAVE NO PROOF THAT MY EUGENE WAS INVOLVED!"
    show carldelewski with dissolve

    Sp "If we could foc-{w=.5}{nw}"

    FM "Now now. I think we really should address the parents’ concerns, sir."

    unknown "YEAH! Like who let an {i}APE{/i} be around my precious Megan!"

    pause 0.5
    "So much for post racial society."
    window hide
    window auto
    pause 0.5

    show white:
        alpha 1
        easein_cubic 1 alpha 0
    stop ambient fadeout 0.69
    show spears angry
    play sound "audio/effects/spearYellRumbleVoice.ogg"
    stop music fadeout 0.69

    show farnsworth concerned:
        easein_cubic 1 xalign 1.1
    show carldelewski:
        easein_cubic 1 xalign 0.9
    show jingo flip:
        easein_cubic 1 xalign 1.3
    show fangmom:
        easein_cubic 1 xalign 1.4
    show jin:
        easein_cubic 1 xalign 0.6

    window show Dissolve(0.0001)
    Sp "ON THE SUBJECT OF FUNDRAISING!" with vpunch

    pause 0.5

    "My voice is powerful enough to draw everyone’s eyes to me."

    show spears neutral with dissolve
    Sp "We need to consider each person’s idea, so we will be opening the floor to suggest-"

    play music "audio/OST/Those Other Two Weirdos.ogg" fadein 2.0
    play ambient "audio/effects/teenageCrowdFarLoop.ogg" fadein 1.0

    "The crowd of parents have begun shouting over each other at this point."

    "More than half of them aren’t even saying anything."
    pause 0.5

    "Ugh, why did I take this job again?"
    pause 0.5

    FM "Oh dear, they are certainly enthusiastic."
    pause 0.5
    Sp "Samantha, why are you even here? Your kids have already graduated."

    show fangmom neutral flip with dissolve

    FM "You never know what the future may bring, Principal Spears. I’m simply being mindful of it."
    pause 0.5

    Sp "The future?"
    show carldelewski flip with dissolve
    carl "No freakin’ way. You tellin’ me dat Anon actually managed to score?"

    carl "*sniff* Brings a tear to ma freakin’ eye…"
    pause 0.5

    jingo "I was always wondering why those two would sneak off to the roof. Good on them."

    show farnsworth concerned:
        easein_cubic 1 xalign 0.75
    show farnsworth flip with dissolve

    Drf "Indeed, why I remember my first wife and how we met{cps=*.1}…{/cps} It felt like a hundred years ago and yet I can still recall her supple scales."
    pause 0.5

    Sp "Can we please not discuss the students’ sexual pursuits? I swear, whatever happened to professionalism?"
    pause 0.5

    Tsuki "Spears-dono you must relax. It’s not like he’s a student here, and his parents never even bothered to show up."
    window hide
    window auto
    pause 0.5

    show carldelewski flip:
        easein_cubic 1 xalign 0.95
    show farnsworth flip:
        easein_cubic 1 xalign 1.05
    show fangmom flip:
        easein_cubic 1 xalign 1.45
    show jingo flip:
        easein_cubic 1 xalign 1.35

    pause 0.01
    show farnsworth concerned
    show fangmom unimpressed flip
    show carldelewski
    with dissolve

    pause 1

    #Who the hell decided that jin shouldn't have a consistent naming scheme
    show jinflip behind spears at scenter:
        xalign 0.5
    hide jin
    with dissolve
    pause 0.5

    Tsuki "What{cps=*.1}...{/cps} Why are you all looking at me like that?"
    pause 0.5

    "Ugh, Fang was right. I should’ve just taken up her old man’s offer at the dealership."
    pause 0.5

    show spears:
        ease_cubic 1.0 xalign -0.2
    "As the faculty join in the shouting with the rest of the parents I take a moment to rethink my priorities."
    pause 0.5

    show carldelewski:
        easein_cubic 0.4 yalign 0.1
        easeout_cubic 0.4 yalign 0.0
        ease_cubic 0.5 xalign 0.8
    carl "I KNEWS YOU WERE FAKIN’ IT!"


    show jinflip:
        easein_cubic 1 xalign 0.3
    Tsuki "Aye habbu no curue watto yo meano."
    window hide
    window auto
    pause .5

    stop ambient fadeout 2.0
    stop music fadeout 3.0

    scene black with Dissolve(2)
    pause 1.5
    return