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label chapter_2.0:
#Band Practice
#label StartOfChap3: commented out 6/12/21 - confuses with new file consistency + in line with og script
scene black
play music 'audio/OST/Appreciating the Atmosphere.ogg'
"-One Week Later-"
scene classroom with fade
"It's math. Bane of retards and lazy intellectuals alike."
"And teachers too, judging by the lack of a certain coomer teacher."
"Substitute today, which means busywork. Group problems busywork specifically."
"Of course, I can't escape this any more than I could have escaped the lab partner assignment."
"At least here I have the opportunity to just keep to myself for an hour."
"I don't even bother attempting the assignment, instead pretending my phone is a calculator and spending the first half shitposting about video games I havent played online."
"The second half, interrupted by something pointy to the back of the dome."
"*sshk*"
"I can feel something stuck between my chair and my back."
play music 'audio/OST/Fuck You I Like To Shitpost.ogg' fadein 1.0
"I fish around and pull out a crumpled paper airplane, a completed set of problems."
"...this is Reed's. And it's..."
"...done? Even the extra problems that I don't even bother with because they take another ten minutes each."
"I turn around to see that technicolor burnout waving me over. He's sitting next to Trish."
"She's giving me the evil eye."
"At least I think it's the evil eye. Whatever that expression is, it clashes with her smile."
"Might as well see what they want."
"As I weave through the maze of desks squished together with partners more interested in their phones than the worksheet, I catch a hint of whatever Reed and Trish are talking about."
show reed unimpressed at scenter
show trish neutral flip at tright
with dissolve
show anon neutral at aleft with dissolve
Re "...Honesty is the best policy, eh?"
Re "...Bad juju to keep somethin bottled up..."
show reed neutral with dissolve
"Reed grabs hold of another chair and sets it on Trish's other side, nodding in my direction before taking a big pull from whatever he's got in that thermos on his desk."
"The widening of his pupils suggest its more than just Roarbucks cold brew in it."
show trish happy flip with dissolve
T "Hey, Anon!"
A "You guys need something?"
T "Nah, just wanted to chat a bit since we got the time"
show trish neutral flip with dissolve
"Theres something in her tone of voice…"
" Its like she's getting ready to gore me with those nubs she calls horns."
A "...Sure"
show reed explanatory with dissolve
Re "Imma let you two get to whatever… gonna go for a refill..."
"He shakes his thermos and heads for the door."
"What's in that anyway?"
Re "Don't ask..."
hide reed with dissolve
"Fair enough."
"...Wait..."
"Fuck it."
show trish neutral flip at tcenter with move
T "So… Anon… You and Fang?"
A "...You and Fang what?"
T "Theyve been talkin about you."
A "They?"
show trish unimpressed flip with dissolve
"The tiny triceratops rolled her eyes dramatically."
T "Fang. Fangs been talkin bout you."
A "All good things, Im sure."
"Fangs been talking about me? Thats dumb."
"Oh yeah. The phones."
"All weve been doing is more labwork in science."
#[CG of mad scientist Anon with a railgun aimed at Dr. Fernsworth]
#God I wish we had time for this CG
"Last Thursday I tried to remember how to make a railgun."
"To show I could, of course."
F "{i}Pfft, I could make one too.{/i}"
"She seemed unimpressed at the time, but…"
A "Was it about making a railgun?"
T "Er… Yeah, it was."
T "What exactly are you talking about with them?"
A "Just science stuff."
A "The railgun is just something I happen to know though, picked it up from an old game."
show trish neutral flip with dissolve
"Trish raises an eyebrow."
T "...Right."
A "Why do you ask?"
T "You learned to make a deadly weapon from a video game?"
show trish unimpressed flip with dissolve
"Her tone is flat. Unlike her chest."
A "I wouldnt say deadl-"
T "Dont interrupt."
show trish explanatory flip with dissolve
T "Why would you think that its a good idea to make a weapon in class?"
T "How did you not get in trouble?"
A "Spears actually did talk to me, said something about the great equaliser."
show trish annoyed flip with dissolve
"Trish grabs the bridge of her snout."
T "This is why men are useless."
"She continues to mutter to herself. All of it incoherent."
show trish unimpressed flip with dissolve
A "Is there a point?"
"She rounds back on me, anger painted clearly on her face."
show trish angry flip with dissolve
T "Look, Anon, YOU may be into that stuff, but leave Fang out of it."
T "They have better things to do than… than…"
T "Than play with some man-childs lethal toys!"
show reed shocked flip at rright with dissolve
Re "Whoa… Harsh…"
show reed neutral flip with move:
xalign 1.1
"Reed slumps into the seat next to Trish, sipping on his thermos of…"
Re "Just agua, bro…"
"Thermos of water…"
"What the-"
Re "Whatd I miss?"
show trish explanatory with dissolve
T "Im just trying to tell Anon here that he shouldnt be telling Fang how to make a fuckin gun in school."
show reed explanatory flip with dissolve
Re "Why not?"
T "Weve been over this."
Re "We have? When?"
T "Less than five minutes ago."
Re "Thought we were talkin about Anon?"
T "Yes!"
T "And specifically!"
T "We were talking about Anons gun!"
show trish neutral
show reed shocked flip
with dissolve
"Heads start to turn."
show reed happy with dissolve
"Reed grins at them all"
Re "Then how bout these guns?"
"Reed places his hands on the back of his head and flexes his biceps."
show trish unimpressed with dissolve
show trish angry with dissolve
show trish considering with dissolve
show trish angry with dissolve
"Trishs face is a blur of emotions. At first confused, then fucking pissed, then aroused, then back to fucking pissed, all in the space of an attosecond."
T "Not those! The one he made with magnets!"
show reed neutral flip
Re "But like… how do magnets work?"
"*DING-DONG BING-BONG.*"
"All at once all the students giving the clock a blank stare stand to attention and file out the door."
T "I-I… Damn it, Reed!"
"Trish punches Reed in the shoulder, gives me another evil stare, and saunters out the room."
hide trish neutral flip with moveoutright
Re "Hey."
"Reeds pats me on the shoulder."
show reed neutral flip at scenter with moveoutleft
Re "Bruh."
show reed happy flip
"He gives me a thumbs up and exits as well."
hide reed neutral flip with moveoutright
"Leaving only the substitute teacher, looking at me from her desk impatiently for me to leave."
stop music fadeout 1.0
"Guess its her lunch period, too."
show anon neutral flip
hide anon neutral with moveoutleft
scene black with fade
"..."
scene cafeteria
show anon neutral at aleft
show naomi neutral flip at scenter
show naser neutral flip at nright
show cafeteria
play music 'audio/OST/The Top of the Social Ladder.ogg'
"Naser ended up dragging me to sit with him and the magenta motormouth again."
"Naomi hovers over Naser, who currently has Gucci under his eyes."
Nas "So, I uh… Talked to the soccer team earlier."
Nas "Theyre going to make the first game after all."
N "Isnt that great, Anon?"
A "..."
Nas "I also… Got the L&L Club to finally take down their christmas decorations…"
Nas "So… The librarys clean again…"
"Nasers head lands in his chicken salad, then he jerks wide awake."
show naomi shocked flip
N "NASER!"
show naser shocked flip
Nas "OH GOOD LORD NOT THE WATER-"
A "..."
show naser sad flip
Nas "Ugh… Sorry."
Nas "...Did you say something, Anon?"
show naomi unimpressed flip
A "Naser, you look like you fell into another blender."
A "Whats going on, big guy?"
Nas "Dont worry about it…"
Nas "Just some… Family problems last night…"
A "Like what?"
Nas "Ugh…"
N "You dont have to tell him if you dont want to, dear."
show naomi happy flip with dissolve
N "Why dont you wipe that alfredo sauce off your cute little face."
"Shes so saccharine shed give a third world country diabetes"
Nas "Its my sister again…"
"Why is it always his sister with him?"
show naomi unimpressed flip
N "Aww…"
Nas "I was going to sleep last night, when I heard something downstairs."
"...When did this turn into an interrogation?"
Nas "It was about one or two in the morning. I checked what it was, and…"
Nas "Fang was just, standing in front of the microwave."
Nas "Staring at the dino nuggets rotate inside."
"At one in the morning?"
Nas "At one in the morning."
show naomi neutral flip
N "This is a personal issue, isnt it?"
N "Wouldnt you rather just be enjoying lunch with us?"
Nas "I just need advice from someone at this point, Naomi."
N "But from Anon?"
A "But from me?"
show naomi considering flip
"Naser continues."
Nas "I asked her what she was doing, and she just…"
Nas "Just says fuck off…, so I think maybe dad will help."
Nas "...He didnt."
Nas "...They just got into a shouting match."
Nas "Screamin bout her lack of control an dad was pissed an-"
show naomi sad flip
N "Poor baby."
"Naomi wraps her arms around Nasers head, cradling the tired pterosaur in her bosom."
hide naser with dissolve
"Theres a rumbling snore and its clear that Naser has checked out."
A "...Riiiiiiiight…"
"Naomi looks distraught."
N "Hes always like this…"
N "But its been getting worse recently..."
A "Going unconscious?"
N "Trying to help. Wearing himself ragged."
N "That Fang…"
N "We should help Naser."
A "What, by talking to Fang?"
N "By taking him to the nurses office."
"Ah fuck."
"Naomi looks at me with the biggest, wettest doe eyes possible."
A "Alright alright. He doesnt look that heavy anyway."
N "Only a hundred and sixty pounds."
A "How do you- nevermind."
scene black with fade
"Naomi puts herself under Nasers left arm, motioning me to take the other one."
"I sling his arm around my back and-"
"GOOD LORD HES HEAVY."
N "Alright, the Nurses Office is down the main hall on the left side, near the front desk."
stop music fadeout 1.0
"Im clenching my face too much to be able to speak, I can only get a slight nod out."
"..."
scene hallway with fade
"After dropping Naser at the nurse and leaving before Naomi could argue with her about staying, the lunch bell rings."
"With music at the ass end of the campus I have to sprint through the halls."
"Fuck today, I avoided gym class for a reason."
play music 'audio/OST/Dino Destiny Reader.ogg'
"Halfway to Music class, I slam into somebody and tumble to the floor."
scene black
A "Augh..."
scene hallway with fade
show stella neutral at stleft with dissolve
unknown "You…"
A "AH!"
"Sorry, sorry sorry!"
show anon neutral flip at aright with dissolve
"I get up from the floor and look at the stego who bumped into me. The plates on her back twitch as she looks me up and down."
unknown "Judgement…"
"A chill rolls over me."
show stella considering
unknown "Karma? No. No, maybe second chance?"
"She draws closer, a contemplative expression on her face."
show stella explanatory
unknown "Ah, I see now."
A "What?"
unknown "Youve important choices to come."
A "I do? Wait back up what the fuck are you talking about?"
unknown "This."
"She reaches toward my chest, plucking something off of it. She holds it up for me to see its some oversized playing card."
A "Still lost."
unknown "Its you. Your card. You are on the precipice of a great ordeal. Many difficult points of divergence and contention are coming your way. Reflect on them."
"I think about asking the green weirdo to make sense, but the bell is about to ring."
A "Yeah, thanks, sure. Sorry, gotta dash."
show classroom at scenter with dissolve
stop music fadeout 1.0
show bandroom
"I slam into the band room door just as the late bell trills, panting and sweaty."
show jingo at sleft with dissolve
jingo "Good timing, Mr. Mous. Just in time for free period."
"What…"
jingo "Take up anything you like and have fun."
"The teacher then took to his extremely lavish loveseat, threw on a pair of headphones and blacked out."
hide jingo with fade
"I looked at the scattered instruments, left alone for whatever reason."
"Dent looking brass and cracked woodwinds. Even a bass with a missing string."
"Wow. I feel like that right about now."
"I reach for one at random, taking a wooden… thing…"
"It looks like an oak tree made love to an eggplant and this is the aborted monstrosity in Mexico."
"Whatever, I melt into my chair and pull out my phone. Seems a majority of my classmates have a similar idea."
"Ive some shitposting to do."
"Lets see…"
show anonphone with moveintop
#phone overlay with Elliot Raptor, and the text he made some valid points :^)
"Ah yes, perfect. Click post aaaand now to wait."
hide anonphone with moveoutbottom
"Nefarious deed for the day done, I look around the room out of boredom."
"Oh fuck no."
"Fang has a weapon of mass hearing loss."
"Im covering my ears in preparation when the ptero-rist starts strumming and…"
play music 'audio/OST/Beach Chill Out.ogg'
"Oh wow."
"I still have my hearing."
"In fact shes actually playing something pleasant."
"Its mellow. Relaxed. A slow rhythm that carries a strange nostalgic hint to it."
"The difference between this and the performance is night and day."
"What gives?"
"Looking a bit closer, shes swinging her tail a bit to the rhythm."
"She uses her tail as a metronome?"
"Suddenly, the phone slips from my hand onto the floor."
stop music
A "SHIT!"
"The sound it makes as it clatters on the ground is a klaxon of pants-shitting terror."
"It lies face down on the isle."
"Do I really want to pick it up and potentially face a harsh reality?"
"Schrodingers crack."
"...I cant just leave it there."
"I pick up the phone and slowly turn it over."
"Its the moment of truth."
"...No cracks?"
"Thank the Lord."
show fang considering at scenter with dissolve
play music 'audio/OST/Fuck You I Like This Chick.ogg'
F "Yeah, you got lucky."
show fang happy with dissolve
"Fang has stopped playing and is throwing a small smirk my way."
"I should probably say something…"
"Her playing is pretty good, I'll compliment that."
A "That sounded way better than in the video Reed took."
hide fang shocked
show fang angry at scenter
"..."
"Wrong choice of words."
F "Youre still not off my shit list, watch it."
"Quick Anon, think"
A "Why didnt you play guitar back then, youre obviously a lot better with it."
hide fang angry
show fang neutral at scenter
F "Wouldve if I couldve."
A "What do you mean?"
"Theres an empty seat next to Fang."
"Finders keepers, I guess."
F "The band is just Reed, Trish, and I."
F "So we all have to decide by majority what happens."
F "Reed says using a bass is more unique, and Trish always says how its a promising business model."
A "But it sounds like you play the guitar much easier than a bass."
F "I play the bass just fine."
F "I think the problem is more that if you want to make an unconventional band layout, you damn well better know what youre doing."
F "If youre anything short of masterful it wont sound good."
F "And when it comes to music, it either sounds good or it doesnt."
F "Simple as."
"She continues strumming."
A "But its just a high school band, right?"
A "Shouldnt it just be fun?"
F "It is, yeah."
A "Even though youre just doing what they want without getting a say in it?"
"Fang flinches and misses a note."
F "..."
F "Its not like that…"
F "Its just… Trish says… I mean… God damn it."
F "Look, were better with two basses. Trish and Reed say so."
stop music
A "The au--"
"Uhp"
"Fuck"
"I almost said 'the audience at the concert' to her outloud."
F "What was that?"
play music 'audio/OST/fighter.ogg' fadein 1.0
A "Nuthin"
"Fang growls at that."
F "You know what, were having band practice after school today."
F "Just show up and see for yourself."
A "And what if I dont?"
F "Youll be a little bitch thats wrong."
"Oh."
"In that case."
A "Fuck you, Im right, your band sucks with two basses, and you shoulda been on guitar!"
"I lock eyes with her."
F "Fuck you!"
A "Fuck you!"
F "Fuck! You!"
A "FUCK YOU!"
show jingo at sleft with dissolve
stop music fadeout 1.0
jingo "Aaaaand were caaaaaalm now."
"Fuck me."
"..."
hide jingo with fade
play music 'audio/OST/Appreciating the Atmosphere.ogg'
show hallway
F "Hurry up, dweeb. If I can keep ahead of you while carrying two instruments, you can speedwalk."
A "You sure you dont want me to carry one?"
F "Pfeh."
"Fang is leading me back to the auditorium with both the acoustic guitar borrowed from the music room and her bass in hand, one over each shoulder."
"When we eventually get to the auditorium, Fang stops."
"Is something wrong?"
A "Uh, is everything-"
F "The doors, moron."
"She swings the guitar cases on her shoulders around a bit."
"Oh."
"I step around her and grab the hanlde, pulling the door wide open."
A "Ladies first."
"Fang growls and stomps on my foot as she walks past."
"..."
A "FUCK!"
F "Hurry up already."
scene bandroom
show reed neutral flip at rright
show trish neutral at tcenter
"Inside, Reed and Trish already have everything set up onstage."
show fang neutral with moveinleft:
xalign 0.2 yalign 0.1
show anon neutral with moveinleft:
xalign -0.1 yalign 0.0
"Where does Reed keep that huge drumset during the day?"
show trish very happy flip with dissolve
"Trish waves her arms from the stage."
T "HEY, FANG! WHAT TOOK SO LONG?"
F "HAD TO GRAB SOMETHING."
show trish unimpressed
"Trish squints in the spotlight, then finally notices me."
show trish indignant
T "What-"
T "Whats he doing here?!"
"Fang slings both cases onto the stage, then climbs on herself."
F "Proving a dumbass bigot wrong."
A "So you admit theres smart ones?"
show fang angry
show jewlcase at truecenter:
xalign 0.5 yalign 0.5 zoom 0.3
rotate 0.6
linear 0.3 xalign 0.05 yalign 0.12
linear 1.5 yalign 5.0
"Fang then ripped something from Trishs hands and threw it at me."
show trish angry
T "What the fuck?!"
"It strikes against my head with a dull *tonk* and lands on the ground in front of me."
show jewlcase at truecenter:
xalign 0.5 yalign 0.5 zoom 1.0
"Looking down at the makeshift shuriken, it was a copy of 'VVORM DRAMAs new hit single Indragon Onslaught'"
hide jewlcase
show trish indignant
T "Fang! I just made that in art class!"
A "It looks like picasso had a seizure."
show fang considering
F "He was being an ass!"
A "I was."
show reed explanatory flip
Re "Like… are we on break now?"
T "We havent even started!"
show reed neutral flip
T "Fang! Why is Anon here?!"
show fang neutral
F "Like I said, proving him wrong."
A "More like proving me right."
T "Proving him wrong how?"
Re "Like… Playing guitar, right? Ya wanted to play your guitar…"
T "What?"
F "Yes! I mean-"
A "Ha!"
F "No, I mean Anon thinks that if I used a guitar instead of bass the music would sound better."
show trish neutral
T "What? No wayyyy."
F "I know, right?"
Re "Woooow… Way to try throwing everything off, Anon..."
F "Mm. Lets just go through I Need Meth Money By Tuesday Night And If I Dont Get It I Will Stomp On Your Child."
"Dont say ayy lmao."
F "Three… Two... One.."
#half life flash bang
scene black
pause 5
"My mind went blank."
"I dont know what happened during the time when it was blank"
scene bandroom
show trish neutral at tleft
play music 'audio/OST/The Hunt for more (You)s.ogg'
"I look to the stage and see Fang, panting, looking distressed."
F "S-see? Totally awesome, r-right?"
"Not the word I would use."
show trish explanatory with moveinright:
xalign -0.2 yalign 0.1
show anon neutral with dissolve:
xalign 0.3 yalign 0.1
show reed neutral flip with dissolve:
xalign 0.9 yalign 0.1
show fang neutral flip with dissolve:
xalign 1.6 yalign 0.1
A "...I think you should give the guitar a try."
show trish angry
T "Oh shut up, you dont know anything about music."
F "Might as well. Thats what I brought him for, after all."
T "Youre really siding with him on this?"
T "We already decided VVURM DRAMA is better with only drum and bass, remember?"
show reed explanatory flip
Re "Yeah man… WAY more unique that way."
A "Arent there like two bands in existence that pulled it off?"
Re "That means theres a chance then, yeah…?"
A "It cant hurt to try, right?"
show reed neutral flip
show trish angry
T "You dont get a say in this, its a band decision and we already made our choice."
F "Maybe hes right, Trish. Whats the big deal?"
T "The deal is were wasting enough time as it is when we should be practicing!"
T "Especially wasting time on playing guitar when it doesnt match any of our stuff."
show fang angry flip
"That clearly struck a nerve."
F "Wasting time playing guitar? Whats THAT supposed to mean?"
"Fang rounds on Trish, jabbing an accusing finger into the little triceratops surprisingly voluminous chest."
F "Every time I want to make changes you guys always overrule me!"
F "Even when its something like playing my favorite instrument in my own band!"
"Yikes."
show trish indignant
T "Come on Fang, you know I didnt mean it that way!"
T "We decided that democratically, right Reed?"
Re "Yeah, but… like, there are only three of us, yknow?"
"Ill hate myself for this…"
"...this is already getting too intimate for me..."
"...but maybe I should say something."
"Its only going to get worse if I dont"
"But this seems like a personal argument between them."
menu:
"Speak Up":
jump GuitarQuestionSpeakUp
"Stay Silent":
jump GuitarQuestionStaySilent
label GuitarQuestionSpeakUp:
$ fangscore += 1
"Fang does seem very passionate about playing guitar."
"It could only help their music, right?"
show trish unimpressed
show fang surprised
A "Just give Fang a chance, have you ever even let them play guitar with the band?"
"That seemed to stop Trish in her presidential yeezys."
show trish neutral
T "I- uh, well… not really. We voted on it in our first jam session together."
"Fang made a weird face, like she couldnt believe I was standing up for her."
"Honestly I couldnt believe I stood up for her either."
"But god dammit Im winning this challenge!"
A "If youre really Fangs friend, you should at least let them try."
"..."
"Trishs mouth opened and closed, as if she was trying to find the right words."
"She threw up her hands and let out a frustrated sigh."
show trish unimpressed
T "Fine, I guess we can try it with the guitar…"
jump postguitarscene
label GuitarQuestionStaySilent:
"Cant guarantee their style wont be better than dogshit if I lose this challenge."
"Certainly cant get worse."
"This is between the members of the band."
T "In the end, majority still rules."
T "Im sorry, Fang, but we cant get into creative squabbles like this all the time."
T "And you already agreed to it, right?"
"How controlling."
show fang sad flip with dissolve
"Fang hangs her head in defeat."
F "I guess so…"
Re "Hey man, Fang… Dont let it get to you so hard…"
show reed explanatory:
xalign 0.7 yalign 0.1
Re "We just gotta get it out of your systems all, right...?"
Re "Like, yknow, get it all out now so you dont have to later, yeah…?"
Re "Like Trish said…"
T "I never said that."
Re "Cuz, thats how these things work, right? You know until you dont, and then all the rest is wack."
T "I… Guess?"
T "What?"
Re "Its like the bigger picture, you got Fang playin bass with all us…"
Re "And theyre all ohh yeah good thing Im not thinking about playing other instruments, yeah yeah,"
Re "And youre all like see, I told you so..."
T "Yeah, so we should let them play now to get it all out for later!"
T "Wait…"
"If there were any cameras rolling, theyd be zooming in on Trishs face."
F "Thanks, Reed."
show trish unimpressed
T "Yeah, thanks a lot."
jump postguitarscene
label postguitarscene:
F "Alright, this time were doing I Gave The Special Kids The Jonestown Special And Now Im Going To Jail!"
"...Im gonna need Raptor Jesus after this one..."
F "And a three, two, and…"
play music 'audio/OST/That Almost Sounded Good.ogg'
"Opposed to the nostalgic tune earlier, Fang rapidly strums on her borrowed guitar."
"Its fast and rough but the tone carried doesnt melt my eardrums."
"Watching and listening now I can see and hear the difference clear as day."
"Theyre actually not bad."
"Not good, not by any metric worth its weight."
"But at least I dont cringe so hard my spleen erupts from my side and creates a splash zone."
"I find myself bobbing to the song, in fact."
stop music fadeout 1.0
"And just as I consider the song gittin gud it ends."
"I feel a little disappointed that the show ended so soon."
"Then I remember its not a show at all."
play music 'audio/OST/Bayside Bumming it.ogg'
"And that I definitely won."
"Theres sweat dripping from Fangs brow, and her black clothes are clinging to her a bit more tightly."
"The grin on her face stands out the most though."
F "See! Totally better with a guitar Trish!"
A "Ha! I win!"
"Trish, Reed, and Fang turn to look at me."
F "Oh… OH! OH GOD DAMN IT!"
A "So youre now a normal band?"
F "I mean…"
"Trish scowls."
T "A vote then. Who votes if we stick to drum and bass?"
"Shes the only one to raise her hand."
T "fff… And against?"
"Even I raise my hands along with Reed and Fang."
T "You stay out of this Skinnie!"
A "Skinnie?"
F "Yessss!"
Re "So like… do we gotta redo all the songs?"
F "Its only one instrument line."
F "Shouldnt take too long."
T "Ugh…"
T "There goes our main marketing strategy."
"Marketing strategy? I thought she was a triceratops, not a rhinorex."
"Im abusing my good luck here so I probably should leave."
A "That was very fun you guys, I hope I can see you all play more...again...better now than it was before...uuuhhhh…."
A "Were cool right? Bye!"
A "So uh… I guess I should go now?"
"As I move to the door Fang calls out."
F "Wait!"
F "We uh…"
play music 'audio/OST/Appreciating the Atmosphere.ogg'
"I look to see her fidgeting onstage."
F "We couuuld uh… OH! Feedback! We could use your feedback!"
T "We what?! Fang, from him!"
Re "Like... Hes alright but… like, for real?"
A "Wha-"
F "Hes been helpful! So why not? Reed, back me up here."
Re "mmmm… Kay… Anon should stay…"
show trish indignant
T "REALLY?! BUT-"
show trish unimpressed
show fang happy flip
F "Anon, youll stick around a while, right?"
A "If you guysll order some Dino-moes, sure."
"The three of them just stare blankly."
"Wait. Auditorium. Pizza."
"Fuck."
"Ohfuckohshitfortheloveofallthatisholywhynow."
A "I-I mean, uhh…"
A "Actually, I have to go. Like, right now. So... Bye."
F "Why? I can spring for pizza if youre too broke."
A "Nah nah nah, no need."
A "Plus I just remembered, I have to do uh...important things."
F "More important than our music?"
A "Err, yeah. See I have to go return a blu- a book!"
"Fucking hell mouth, dont go slipping weebtalk now!"
A "See its WAAAAY overdue and I can NOT afford the late fee."
Re "Wait a minute…"
"?"
"I almost didnt recognize Reeds voice, he said that way too sharply"
Re "...the late date is like...two weeks...Are you up to something, Anon?"
"He sounds completely lucid and didnt slur any words…"
"Oh no."
"SHUT IT DOWN"
"SHUT IT DOWN"
"THE PINK CUBONE KNOWS"
A "Its from the library near my place. Suuuper strict. Yknow how public libraries are like."
Re "riiiiiight."
T "WILL YOU JUST FUCKING LEAVE ALREADY?"
"I love you, Trish."
A "sure, bye."
"I scramble away to the exit. I turn to make my way out of there, on the stage I hear…"
T "THANK YOU."
"I uh….hear them chattering…"
F "Okay now how about Im Not Sure Why But The Burglar Joined My Threesome."
"Dont think about a Threesome with Trish and Fang, Dont think about a threesome with Trish and Fang, theyre meteor dodgers for crying out loud!"
"..."
"Ok, just for one second"
if persistent.lewd == True:
scene lesbo with fade
pause 20.00
scene black with fade
"Fuck."
"..."
jump chapter_3.0